AI rating & roast platform
Your dating profile needs the truth.
Upload your profile for a sharp AI score, a brutally funny roast, and practical fixes that make the next swipe hurt less.
Free score. No card required. You control what gets shared.
First impression
“Three gym selfies. Bold strategy, no witnesses.”
The OuchGrade promise
Honest enough to help. Funny enough to share.
No fake hype
Scores call out weak photos, awkward prompts, and mixed signals without pretending everything is a ten.
Your share, your call
Get a result made for the group chat, but nothing is posted unless you choose to share it.
Profile triage
From screenshots to a better first impression.
OuchGrade goes beyond a punchline. It shows what is working, what is quietly sabotaging you, and what to change first.
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Upload
Bring the whole profile
Add screenshots of your lead photo, supporting pictures, bio, and prompts so the rating has the full story—not one flattering crop.
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Get graded
See exactly where it hurts
Get an overall score plus focused ratings for attractiveness, photo quality, bio, roast intensity, and red-flag energy.
7.4
Attractiveness
5.8
Photo quality
4.2
Bio
6.1
Red flags
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Fix it
Turn the roast into a makeover
Learn which photos to cut, which one should lead, what your prompts are accidentally saying, and get a rewritten bio ready to paste.
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Share, maybe
Make the result the content
Save a share-ready scorecard with the funniest hit. Send it to friends, post it, or quietly apply the advice and say nothing.
Choose your pain level
One score or ongoing honesty.
Start free, then unlock only as much truth as you can handle.
Complete Makeover
$9.99
The roast, diagnosis, and repair job.
- Full category-by-category roast
- Photo order and removal plan
- Rewritten bio and prompt ideas
- Share-ready result card
Unlimited
$14.99/month
For serial tweakers and brave friends.
- Unlimited ratings
- Full roast details
- Complete makeovers
- New roast categories as available
Full Roast is also available as a one-time $4.99 purchase.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions with less painful answers
The group chat already has opinions
Get the score before they give you one.
Upload your dating profile and turn questionable choices into a sharper profile—and possibly excellent content.