AI rating & roast platform

Your dating profile needs the truth.

Upload your profile for a sharp AI score, a brutally funny roast, and practical fixes that make the next swipe hurt less.

Free score. No card required. You control what gets shared.

OuchGrade hero

First impression

“Three gym selfies. Bold strategy, no witnesses.”

The OuchGrade promise

Honest enough to help. Funny enough to share.

No fake hype

Scores call out weak photos, awkward prompts, and mixed signals without pretending everything is a ten.

Your share, your call

Get a result made for the group chat, but nothing is posted unless you choose to share it.

Profile triage

From screenshots to a better first impression.

OuchGrade goes beyond a punchline. It shows what is working, what is quietly sabotaging you, and what to change first.

  1. 1

    Upload

    Bring the whole profile

    Add screenshots of your lead photo, supporting pictures, bio, and prompts so the rating has the full story—not one flattering crop.

  2. 2

    Get graded

    See exactly where it hurts

    Get an overall score plus focused ratings for attractiveness, photo quality, bio, roast intensity, and red-flag energy.

    7.4

    Attractiveness

    5.8

    Photo quality

    4.2

    Bio

    6.1

    Red flags

  3. 3

    Fix it

    Turn the roast into a makeover

    Learn which photos to cut, which one should lead, what your prompts are accidentally saying, and get a rewritten bio ready to paste.

  4. 4

    Share, maybe

    Make the result the content

    Save a share-ready scorecard with the funniest hit. Send it to friends, post it, or quietly apply the advice and say nothing.

Choose your pain level

One score or ongoing honesty.

Start free, then unlock only as much truth as you can handle.

Quick Grade

$0

A fast reality check.

  • Overall score
  • Short AI roast
  • One profile upload
Get graded free
Best transformation

Complete Makeover

$9.99

The roast, diagnosis, and repair job.

  • Full category-by-category roast
  • Photo order and removal plan
  • Rewritten bio and prompt ideas
  • Share-ready result card
Fix my profile

Unlimited

$14.99/month

For serial tweakers and brave friends.

  • Unlimited ratings
  • Full roast details
  • Complete makeovers
  • New roast categories as available
Go unlimited

Full Roast is also available as a one-time $4.99 purchase.

Before you volunteer as tribute

Questions with less painful answers

The group chat already has opinions

Get the score before they give you one.

Upload your dating profile and turn questionable choices into a sharper profile—and possibly excellent content.

Roast me now